Thibs. Neal. Sex.
I told you someone as handsome as Joe Schoen wouldn't steer us wrong with two Top 10 picks!!! A stud pass rusher that was the consensus number 1 pick 6 months ago, has a cool ass name as every great pass rusher should, and absolutely crushed Goodell in the handshake game.
Not to mention repped a Tier 1 candy bar on the biggest night of his life.
And has only the best old tweets.
I'm so ready to learn about crypto and invest my 401k in Jreamcoin or whatever Kayvon created.
Then if all that wasn't enough, the Giants drafted a mountain of a man that spent his time in college at a little place called Alabama stonewalling the best pass rushers of the SEC that can do this for fun.
Fuck it, we're making a meme!
It's been a few months since football was on but I feel like getting to the quarterback and protecting the quarterback are relatively important in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE. Crazy how different the draft is when you have someone with a brain in charge of making the picks instead of being held hostage by a moron. There are truly no worries with Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll in charge.
Actually the only thing I hate about these picks is that EVERYONE seems to love them, which almost never works out well since we are all idiots. But tonight is about positive vibes only since the Giants seemed to nail their first two picks, my Giants source improved to 6-0 on predictions, I may actually be awake by the end of the draft since it's moving super quick, and I will never forget the moments leading up to the Evan Neal pick for the rest of the my life.
UPDATE: Thibs shirts are live!
Can't wait to see what the Buffalo Boyz have cooked up for us the rest of the weekend and what Brandon Walker, Rone, and Steven Cheah have cooked up for us the rest of the #EnEffEl Draft Show.